Anonymous asked: Oh my god Lou I am scared to even ask why this is happening... But i'll bite: my man and I are having some bedroom troubles... He can't seem to get hard. Advice?
Dear NOBONE,
After literally MINUTES of contemplation, here is our conjoined professional opinion (which you must do in this order or it will NEVER work):
- Smack it around a bit. That usually works.
- Extenze. Works like a charm.
- Hide the Jameson. Your man may have some serious whiskey dick!
- Get rid of the bacon and get you some sausage!!!
Love,
Winos 1 & 2
Welcome to Queer-Vice! First post. In honor, let’s make it a post about the best fucking rule. ESPECIALLY if you’re a gay boy in between a couple. P.S. don’t text message break up. That shit cray.
What happens when a sassy gay man and a queer transboy get drunk on red wine and dole out relationship advice (whether it was solicited or not)? Read on to find out!
